WaRNING

In the words of God, "Thou shalt not looketh upon thy neighbor's wife, but it hurteths not to imagineth a lass who existeths not, in a situation which is sexyeth alot, provided ye include a street somewhere in thy story."

So,

A Better Romance Novel

By Jesusfan77



Lustfully, the sssssexy woman timidly wandered through the rapacious mountains of 3rd street. "My," she moaned, "I'm glad that I'm a virgin who is just so ready for her first sexyal experience that she could explode."
Unbeknownst to her, the Man of her Dreams was also walking down that same street. He was not speaking, but lost in thought; thought of 'My,' he sexually thought, 'It's good to be a skinny, arian little german with an inferiority complex, but uh I also am timid, which makes me sexy.'
Kabam! They two bump into each other. "Oh! Oh! Oh!" the girl exclaimed hornily. "Eeeeeeeek!" the guy shrieked. They tumbled together to the ground, groping and touching and stabbing and gnawing each other's delicious skins in a sexual manner. Then they stood up and gasped. "That sure was hot." The guy said. "My, you sure are a sexy beast." The girl said, which was hot. Then they both ran home and had like, coffee or something.
"Coffee or something sure is tasteyy................................. not as tastey as sex though!" They both laughed. Bat Man laughed too, but he was up in the rafters, and they both looked and saw his shiny eyes and were kind of scared so they both pretended he wasn't there. "They always pretend I'm not here." BAt-man muttered. "I wish I didn't strike fear into the hearts of married couples, and random other couples, and sometimes people who aren't even couples but kind of know each other anyways. I wish I striked lust into them instead." Sad music startede playing in the background, and Bat Man's tears quietly soaked the carpet below.
Ignoring batman is horny work, so the two went into the back room. They opened th edoor to the room and the girl went back and started stripping. The guy was like taking off his clothes normally because uh he wasn't a stripper. The girl was slowly stripping off her clothes and it was hot. Then the guy wnet up and was like, "You are teh SEXXORRRS" and the girl was like "oh! oh! Oh1" and that was hot too. Then the guy touched his finger on her mounds of allusionary greatness. The girl's momentous chest heaved like a buffallo's chest while the buffalo is stampeding off a cliff. The guy was touching her innappropriately. The girl was chest-heaving. It was hot.
Trojan Man broke down the door. "Trojan Man! Are you here to steal our television?" "No kids, I'm here to remind you that you should always have sex with condoms. And only Trojan condoms, because if you use any other kind your penis will DIE." "Oh man" said the guy "I didn't have a condom before, but I better go get one now! Thanks Trojan Man!" He got up. Trojan MAn's eyes narrowed. "Didn't have a condom?! Oh-ho, take this evil-doer!" Trojan Man decapitates the dude and sets the place on fire, and Bat Man gets set on fire too, but he has a flame-retarded cape which protects him, then Barb Wire saves the girl from the fire and the girl is a lesbian. They go do it in the street, which is like really hot, and a hobo is watching and he has a video camera so that's pretty hot too.

It gets spread all over the internet, too. The bum gets tons of money, then he buys the playboy manison.



THE MORAL OF THE STORY is that In America, Anyone Can Get Rich If you HAve a Video Camera, And If You Don't You're just Fucking Screwed.