mister nibbles, who constitutes a chapter in my book.
posted by ☭CRUSH you. at 11:36 PM
Wednesday, August 10, 2005
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7 Comments:
Hmm, that's very creative. I like it. And there's a moral to the story. That's always good.
Hey, you ever read Lenore comics? They're right up your twisted alley..she's my favorite.
I like to doodle cartoon characters, and yours are really awesome. I am jealous of your blood spills. Mine always look so...orchaestrated...
Here's a link to Lenore: http://www.spookyland.com/
Jennifer- There's a moral to every story in this book, it's a children's book! Every moral is really the same though, I'm trying to grind it into their heads: if you do bad shit, you WILL die, and soon.
Fritz- Never read 'em, but they look kinda cool from that link. Cartoons are fun, nobody bitches when they see cartoon guts spread across the room like christmas decorations... nobody sends me emails of "that's sick! you made me vomit! oh god!" either though. I guess it's a compromise like that.
If you have problems with blood spills, you can just look up a bunch of crime scene photos to get the feel of it, or some movies work too. Or there's always brutally killing someone you don't like, but you only get to do that if you're crazy.
But hey, if you're crazy it doesn't even have to be someone you don't like, it could be your best friend if ya wanted!
Hey, you finally finished the comic! I must say, it is even more glorious than I had before predicted... it was nice how you strung them into a freakish little story. A freakish, dirty little story. But you could go with more sex.
And hey, kudos on the finished version of dead, one-legged Billy; beautiful stuff, man, beautiful stuff.
This is a children's book, I can't include sex, they'll be all "what's that?" and then they'll have to flip to the back of the book where all the words will be explained in childlike terms and sometimes with pictures and their parents will be all "omg we will sue you now." and I would be sad.
Well...I hope you're happy, Baron. See, I'm writing this from the jail terminal. I ended up killing my next door neighbor. Because I wanted to. And the blood spill was so perfect, you would have been proud. But the police don't seem to think your advice was very responsible. They are coming after you next. I am now going to the loony bin
Well, for one, I am happy, blood is a funny thing to spill from someone and neighbors are stupid and really, they knew something like this was gonna happen sooner or later when they moved there.
Police are dumb. They can come for me all they want, they'll never withstand my sarcastic commentary and bitchy insults regarding their appearance, nor my antiquated russian weaponry (I bought an old russian ak-47! It still works! But they wouldn't sell me any weapons-grade uranium, or landmines, or even plutonium, because they're assholes).
It's the FBI I'm worried about though, I hear they're equipped with earplugs and bulletproof vests.
Don't worry about crazy places. They're only allowed to keep you in an institute for a couple days, and the prisons are so overcrowded they'll have to let you out within the week at most... they're really cracking down on those j-walkers you see.
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