Thought you should know...
Hey, guess what? I just found out that my great-great grandfather was Baron von Krudop, originally kicked out of Germany for unmentionable crimes, but that after WWI, Germany reinstated my family's status as nobility and said it was o.k. for us to come back... so technically, I'm nobility. I guess what I'm really trying to say here is BOW BEFORE MY NOBLE NET-PRESCENCE, YOU DAMNED DIRTY PEASANTS.
posted by ☭CRUSH you. at 2:44 PM
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Hey, that's crazy! I'm the descendant of some German baron as well (though his name escapes me)... but I don't think that my ancestors were ever exiled for any "unmentionable crimes". Being that you are descended from Baron von Krudop, I should think that "unmentionable crime" is certainly no understatement... I'd be half-willing to bet that he was eating children or making clothes out of peasant-skin or something. In any case: I bow before no man. Certainly not you. So, nyah :P
I'm related to Queen Mary of Scots...bloody Mary. AND I'm Alsacian, which is half French, half German SO I could be a baroness but probably more of a peasant BUT I did have this great great grandmother who was like a Bulgarian princess and she ran away with the cobbler so that's why that whole side came to the States. But what I really think happened is she had a two headed baby by some demon and her family MADE her come to America and that would explain my tail.
Haha, tails are awesome, you're probably descended from an incubus or something. I wish I had demon blood in me, I'd always gloat about my amazing demon power to normal people... I mean, I don't think I'd have any actual powers, but that wouldn't stop me from gloating about them.
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