Ode To Eric (because he deserves it. and has had it coming for a while now.)

yo yo yo
diggity
jesus is yo home-boy
yo got more ho's than yo skin is black
bangin' on they back doors
knockin' up sluts
yo yo, yo, yo
chika pow wow chika wow wow pow wow
oooohhhh.... snap!
yo yo, got th' mad skillz of a artistographer
an' yo got mo' philosophizzy in the shizzy with the hizzy then you get right bizzy
but they other playas hatin' on yo
yo yo yo yo
diggity
they ain't got nothing on yo homey
yo and got dey hippies at yo junio' college
yo yo
drinkin' beer gettin' high smokin' dope hittin' acid
yo know that shit sterilizes yo spermology in the house
but dawg yo ain't got no pheer
yo yo yo
cuz yo believe in jesus
not heysoos you crazy mexican ho it's fuckin' jesus

I'll drizzle yo a pitcher in da house homey, just yo wait-izzle.