As the world in whole gets just a little bit stupider. (go to hell, stupider is too a word.)

THY MIGHTY AXIS OF EVIL: maybe this has something to do with the leakage of the dual plans to a) replace peoples' internal organs with bombs and/or kittens and b) replace peoples' brains with spiders so that spiders will get human bodies to wander around in and they'll freak out all the time and jump on other people and bite them over and over and it would be funny.
CRUSTY THY SLIGHTLY LESS MIGHTY THAN THE AXIS OF EVIL: Umm...yeah... your never going to be my surgeon...
THY MIGHTY AXIS OF EVIL: Aww, I'd give you a real good spider/kitten though!
CRUSTY THY SLIGHTLY LESS MIGHTY THAN THE AXIS OF EVIL: No
THY MIGHTY AXIS OF EVIL: =(( I had a spider all picked out, too. I named him... Georgespider-o.
CRUSTY THY SLIGHTLY LESS MIGHTY THAN THE AXIS OF EVIL: No
THY MIGHTY AXIS OF EVIL: There was a kitten too, but then Georgespider-o got hungry, and... hey, did I mention these would be big spiders, not like the tiny little household ones?
CRUSTY THY SLIGHTLY LESS MIGHTY THAN THE AXIS OF EVIL: ... and still no
THY MIGHTY AXIS OF EVIL: I could keep your brain in a jar, and when Georgespider-o got bored I could stick you back in your head?
THY MIGHTY AXIS OF EVIL: Then everyone would be all, "HEy, CRUSTY THY SLIGHTLY LESS MIGHTY THAN THE AXIS OF EVIL is the cool. He was Spider Man for a while."
CRUSTY THY SLIGHTLY LESS MIGHTY THAN THE AXIS OF EVIL: Dude you need to get out more
THY MIGHTY AXIS OF EVIL: I think I might get out too much actually, when I'm around real disgusting people I get gradually more and more disgruntled until I feel like I should be delivering mail or something.
CRUSTY THY SLIGHTLY LESS MIGHTY THAN THE AXIS OF EVIL: Someone should lock you up
THY MIGHTY AXIS OF EVIL: Yesssss… mail. You're right to doubt me though, I was going to give you Frankspider-o. …and I may yet.


As in ERIC's blog, the names have been changed for privacy reasons, and for reasons of I like to confuse people.
The point of this? To waste several seconds of your life. Congratulations, you have succumbed and are several seconds closer to death.

don't watch movies that make you feel bad about your SEXual organ(s).

"She looks like a little girl and she has a cleavage."
It was during a movie about feminism, and this girl started snickering, and I just burst out laughing. These people are so fucking idiotic, I hated the movie, but I was just sitting in the place where I always sit when I'm studying my class which is in between classes (aka staring at a blank wall and wondering why I'm staring at a blank wall) for like three hours and they started setting up a movie and apparently it was some big event of theirs, they even stuck a flier and a coca-cola in my hand and I guess I held on to 'em but I was kind of zoned out so I didn't notice until someone scooted right up next to me where I was sitting and I gave them that "What the fuck are you doing?" look then asked "What the fuck are you doing?" and she was like "Movie." and I was like, "...go away." and she started talking (in a voice that grew gradually louder and louder) about how I was against women's rights or something and I think she said I had breast cancer but I'm not really sure.

I learned something, though, apparently there's a male counterpart for the Wonder Bra. Wonder Jock: The Strap for the Bulge You've Always Wanted. I want one of those. Then I'll bulge and people will be all "Are you wearing a wonder jock or are you just happy to see me?" and I can be all "Wonder jock, you're ugly! hahahahahahahahahahahaha........ ugly."


Random Ad That Made Me Ponder: "Your penis may be too small, too droopy, too limp, too lopsided, too narrow, too fat, too jiggly, too pale, too pointy, too blunt, or just two inches. But at least you can have a good pair of jeans."

I got more than half of those... I think I need to go buy some pants.

As those of you who are cool know, I am leaving you for a while here. I know you will cry, but don't feel sad, because I will hit you.
Anyways, the point of this is that I drew a going-away picture just for all you many legions of people who view my blog. I saidd to myself, "What the fuck do people like?" and the first thing that came to mind was "Being ripped apart and eaten!"
Well, sorry. I don't have to the time to rip you apart and eat you. Here's this shit anyways.

so I sez, "Wut up bizzatch?" an' da hoe sez, "DAT AIN'T NO WAY TA TALK TO NO HOE YO FOO'!!"

It always puts me in a better mood to read the news.

U.S. troops kill 75 insurgents in Iraq offensive
Recent wave of insurgent attacks kills 300
Hmm, so who's winning this war again?
Aussie Officials Trade Pizza for Hostage
I would've kept the hostage. I can make pizza from hostage flesh. Well, I think I can. So far my potential hostages just run off whenever I say "Now I'll make pizza. From your still living FLESH!"
...maybe I should stop telling them that.
Ship crushes S Africa trawler, 14 missing
Haha, south africa. You got pwn'd by a shipful of refrigerators.

i hate you all.

idiots.

sluts.

whores.

sponges.

jackasses.

zealots.

you never should have been born.

go to hell.

burn in a third world country.

have dark skin at a kkk rally.

jump naked into a pit of starving wild dogs.

drink drain-o.

piss on an electric fence.

shoot bb guns at cops.

play with fire.



i hate you all.



thats it for today.

"I'm better than dirt! Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... can't compete with that stuff."

Whoever keeps breaking my window (you know who you are) I'm going to hunt you down and kill you like a dog.

Homos are d-d-d-d-dangerous!

"FDA to Implement Gay Sperm Donor Rules

To the dismay of gay-rights activists, the Food and Drug Administration is about to implement new rules recommending that any man who has engaged in homosexual sex in the previous five years be barred from serving as an anonymous sperm donor.

The FDA has rejected calls to scrap the provision, insisting that gay men collectively pose a higher-than-average risk of carrying the AIDS virus. Critics accuse the FDA of stigmatizing all gay men rather than adopting a screening process that focuses on high-risk sexual behavior by any would-be donor, gay or straight."

In light of this, I'd like to propose a movement to change the name from "AIDS" back to "GRID".

"go Left!" "no, Right!" "aaaaugh, the train, she does cut off my shins."

BLADE TRINITY

The movie starts out not so shitty. A creature is awoken by evil people, but the creature is evil-r than they are, right?
Problem: After the first bit of the movie, they introduce the "other" characters, which include such stellar roles as The Lady With A Bow: because no good movie is complete without the girl who refuses to use a gun because that would be too manly (and listens to an iPod while she fights vampires)! and the Blind Girl Who Is real good With Computers: because really, aren't cripples useful for something? (the answer is no, and this movie proves that point beautifully). There is also a short, stumpy little near-midget with testosterone problems who really likes new stuff, a cocky, annoying guy who WILL NOT DIE and always talks about 'hip' things, some random second token black guy (but this one has a pimped out SUV and listens to rap music, so he's really cool... no wait, I mean fucking annoying.) a child (child of the cripple, mind you, but there is no father because nobody likes the cripple), a bunch of the most disgustingly bad actors playing as vampires, and a plot which starts out doing pretty well, but much like one of the empire state jumpers, soon starts shreiking and jibbering nonsense as it realizes that in a matter of seconds it's going to be splattered on the pavement and will be remembered as nothing more than "eewww, I think I stepped in that bloodpuddle."

In short, I'm fucking goddamned pissed. And not only that, now I want to an action movie that isn't completely, absolutely shit.

What Would Jesus Do? If he had too much fucking time on his hands